CHAMBER THIRTY SEVEN
Unleash Your Inner Warrior and Join the Fun!
Are you tired of the same old monotonous workouts? Looking to spice up your fitness routine? Well, look no further! Welcome to CHAMBER THIRTY SEVEN, where we guarantee a journey filled with excitement, self-discovery, and yes, even a bit of hilarity!
WHY CHOOSE OUR GYM? Because we believe that learning martial arts doesn't have to be all serious, stern faces and intense stare-downs. We embrace laughter, camaraderie, and the occasional clumsy moves that make for some unforgettable, belly-aching moments.
Picture this: stepping onto the mat for the first time, ready to channel your inner Jackie Chan or Wonder Woman. You may stumble, wobble, and even trip over your own feet (we promise, it's normal!). But fear not! Our experienced crew is here to guide you through every punch, kick, and, well, occasional unintentional hilarity.
We understand that starting something new can be intimidating, but at our gym, you'll find an incredibly supportive community of fellow beginners. Together, we'll conquer our fears, laugh off our missteps, and cheer each other on as we witness the incredible progress we make together.
Oh, and did we mention the incredible stories you'll have to share at cocktail parties? "Oh, an Akita once escaped during my martial arts class? Nothing compared to that time I smashed a watermelon with my bare hands!" Trust us, you'll have tales that will shock and entertain even the most skeptical listeners.
So, dear newcomer, whether you're seeking to improve your fitness, gain self-defense skills, or simply spice up your life with an extraordinary adventure, CHAMBER THIRTY SEVEN welcomes you with open arms and a playful spirit!
Discover the warrior within, make lifelong friends, and most importantly, embrace the joy and laughter that await you in our unique and amusing martial arts journey!
Oh, and just one last thing... prepare yourself for a whole lot of fun, aching muscles, and above all, an absolute blast! See you on the mat!
Roddy Campbell is head coach here at Chamber Thirty Seven and takes all the classes and 1-1s.
Click here to find out more about Roddy's coaching and fighting experience.
Nero IS quite obviously dogs and doesn't offer coaching. But there is a good chance he will be there chilling in his bed whilst you train.
In Thailand all the gyms have dogs. We liked the model. So make sure you give him a wave on your way in and out the gym.